Britton Shoulder - Duquette

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Dave
GM Baldwin Bombers
bombersfpbl@gmail.com

I saw this too.

Rule of thumb - never draft an Oriole pitcher.

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Brooklyn Brawlers
Adam Napack
brawlers@fp-baseball.com

Hmmm if I can remember correctly I told commish one of the reasons I traded him was because he played for Baltimore. Collusion?? I think not.

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Richie Cook
Milwaukee Beers
CookRC08@uww.edu
@RCC_THREE

If it weren't for Jason alluding to collusion on the message boards, the trade would have never been questioned.

David Furstein
GM New York Jaywalkers
david.furstein@gmail.com

New York Jaywalkers Wrote:
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> If it weren't for Jason alluding to collusion on
> the message boards, the trade would have never
> been questioned.

Enough already, for Christ's sake.

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Jason Witt
Owner - Starved Rock Magi
E-Mail : magi@fp-baseball.com
Google Talk - jasonawitt@gmail.com
YIM - witts11

Who is this Christ you speak of? And what part of my previous statement was factually incorrect?

David Furstein
GM New York Jaywalkers
david.furstein@gmail.com

"Christ" was a mediocre jewish carpenter whose mother thought he was god. I believe he was close friends with Brian of Nazareth.

Christ? Where!?!

Arrowhead Griffins Wrote:
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> "Christ" was a mediocre jewish carpenter whose
> mother thought he was god. I believe he was close
> friends with Brian of Nazareth.


I feel a Robin Williams reference coming on.

Na-Noo Na-Noo

JW Bersani
Maine Black Bears
parkbench@gmail.com

I understand the Life of Brian reference, but how do you get from Monty Python to Robin Williams? Last time I checked Brian Cohen was not hairy and Robin Williams wasn't crucified.

David Furstein
GM New York Jaywalkers
david.furstein@gmail.com

Robin Williams had a whole Jesus bit on his Live on Broadway.

Christ you know it aint easy, you know how hard it can beeee, the way things are go-ing, they are gonna crucify me

Jesus Christ walks in to an inn, and hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Zach Britton will be slowed....but Tommy Hunter isn't...and he's available kids.

Arrowhead Griffins Wrote:
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> "Christ" was a mediocre jewish carpenter whose
> mother thought he was god. I believe he was close
> friends with Brian of Nazareth.


What does his jewishness have to do with him being a mediocre carpenter?

Jews aren't good with their hands... unless it has a scalpel in them.

David Furstein
GM New York Jaywalkers
david.furstein@gmail.com

Toronto Storm Wrote:

> What does his jewishness have to do with him being
> a mediocre carpenter?

Who said that it did?

i once heard jewish people are good with money... does that qualify me as jewish?

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Richie Cook
Milwaukee Beers
CookRC08@uww.edu
@RCC_THREE

New York Jaywalkers Wrote:
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> Jews aren't good with their hands... unless it has
> a scalpel in them.

Or a pen... Or jeweler's tools... Or a counting machine... Or a director's bullhorn... Or a hammer and a few nine inch nails... Too soon?

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Jason Witt
Owner - Starved Rock Magi
E-Mail : magi@fp-baseball.com
Google Talk - jasonawitt@gmail.com
YIM - witts11

Why was Jesus such a lady killer?

Because he was hung like this:



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Brooklyn Brawlers
Adam Napack
brawlers@fp-baseball.com

Anyway...about Britton's shoulder...

Dave
GM Baldwin Bombers
bombersfpbl@gmail.com